What you can't know about apophatic theology (parody)

Inspector Clouseau / Call Me Ishmael has a parody on apophatic theology that had me rolling. Both my regular readers will know that I enjoy apophatic theology, but it has the tendency of so many things to be taken Very Seriously and lose all sense of proportion. I enjoyed Ishmael's post more than the current round of blonde jokes ... and those who have no idea what "apophatic theology" is are just as likely to enjoy it as those who do.