Athletic Contest Sponsored by Manufacturer of Flu-Deterrent Device

For those trying to balance between flu safety and staying active, the first model of the Ambulatory Protective Room (APR-1) is now available.

To introduce it to the market, the manufacturer is sponsoring a contest in which participants cross a park and local creek in the mobile exercise gym. The main competition is for the fastest completion of the course:

3rd place: $250
2nd place: $500
1st place: 12-pack of toilet paper

There is an additional side contest of gymnastics, scored based on number of cartwheels while completing the course. Only registered, intentional gymnasts are eligible for the gymnastics prize.